It’s a foreboding journey where the lifeless walk, where zombies abound and where others wish they could.

It’s cold, dark and funereal here…the last place you want to be…but something inside you, that weird curiosity and your freaky side, that pushes you to enter here.

Walk softly and whisper…you don’t want to awaken the dead from their sleep. Is that the odor of formaldehyde?

Keep an eye out for caskets, for mummies and other residents. Yes, they’re all here and they’re waiting for your visit, courtesy of the Freakling Brothers.

Keep your hands in your pockets and your eyes straight ahead. You’ll never experience anything like this again…we promise, but then again, you may not ever experience anything once you’ve visited The Mortuary and learn its secrets.